WHAT THE HELL, TRENT?

[lucas]

-- TRENTON EDGAR KENNEDY !

-- NAME: Trenton Kennedy
-- NICKNAMES: Trent. TK. Trent Eddie Kenny
-- BIRTH PLACE: Fugena
-- ORIENTATION: Awesome
-- OCCUPATION & SCHOOL GRADE: Bartender/College Student
-- PLAYED BY: Christopher Walken

-- PERSONALITY !

-- OFFENSIVE: This is a good place to start. Firstly I just want to be clear and say that I don't mean to be. I come off as offensive because I'm blunt, sarcastic and a bit dry with my humor. It doesn't translate that well. Actually, it doesn't translate at all. I can't think of a reason why I'd ever intentionally want to be offensive on this site. No one makes me want to set myself on fire here, so that's a plus. I actually really love this site (and I know you're thinking "Good for you Trent, that's why you're an admin on it" - FUCK YEAH I DO SO SHOVE IT). Bottom line: I'm actually a nice guy, once you get past all of gritty "wow what a dick" moments. Lol. I guess it says a lot about my RPing past when this is the trait that I feel I should cover first.
-- PARADOXICAL: Is that a word? I think it's a word. It's probably not the one that I'm looking for but it's four thirty in the morning and it sounds intelligent. What I mean is: I don't make sense. I don't care about offending people, yet I coddle the shit out of the ones I love. I berate my friends for their substance abuse, yet drink every night myself. I spend all night pouring my heart into writing about true love, yet waste my evenings in a bar trying to pick up sleezy women just to get an in. To much information? Probably. I just want it to be clear that I'm no where near as good of a person as you think, and I'm definitely not as bad of a human as I come off to be. I'm pretty average in every way and I'm all right with it.
-- AWE-INSPIRING: I once made a wig out of the hairs from a bald-eagle. That is all.

-- LOVES: jetpacks, pearl drum sets, call of duty, alan moore, the descendents, crisp beer, sex, sword fighting on trains, marvel comics, arrested development
-- HATES: fake tans, attention seekers, grape flavored things, noob tubers, women smokers, belt holsters for cell phones, blisters, when my sister uses my razor and tries to put it back in the same spot thinking that i dont notice but seriously bitch i do and thats gross cause its for my face so have a little courtesy

-- HISTORY !

There was this one that my parents had sex. I moved to New Jersey. Then I ate a BLT for breakfast, and here I am. Procrastinating on my homework.

-- OOC !

-- NAME OR ALIAS: Logan Ellis, Maxwell Heaton, Lucas O'Shea
-- AGE: All of the ages.
-- THREE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE YOU: Hello, Mr. Anderson
-- HOW YOU FOUND US: Plugged in.

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[sophie]

-shakes head-... you are a huge dork.. and i love you more than life.

You're wrong though-- you are every bit of the good man I think you are. but we don't need to get into that.

i hope you actually went to bed at some point, because you need the sleep my darling.

also, you broke my rule meaning now anti-negative-talk-about-yourself-day is now a whole week goddammit!

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[lucas]

I talked poorly about myself after midnight, so the deal was null and void love. And it wasn't even talking poorly about myself. SO I DUNNO. And no. No sleep. Charlie wanted me on guard incase that guy came back 0_0