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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:09:07 GMT 10
Beth, are you seated?
There are things we need to discuss.
And I bet you're asking yourself "Why are you messaging me on the internet, Wyatt? You could very well walk to where I am and say it to my face."
Well I can't. Otherwise it's a conversation we won't have.
So are you?
Seated, I mean.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:18:29 GMT 10
 * Uhm.. * Wyatt? * Are you okay? You seem.. odd. * I'm sitting on my bed. So yes, I'm seated. * But why?
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:22:45 GMT 10
If you must know, I feel incredibly awkward. But this is something I HAVE to do. Because I know you've got a situation going on with you-know-who and I don't think he's gonna be able to keep his whoohoo tame for long - even though he should forever - and so... yeah. When a dude and a lady (and various other combinations depending on what interests you, but for your benefit a dude and a lady) like each other. A lot. Love even. Marriage, sometimes. For you, yes. When a dude and a lady like each other sometimes they want to have... sex.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:28:46 GMT 10
* ............ * ........ *... I. *.. But... * ... Uhm.
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:29:37 GMT 10
A penis is a delicate thing, Beth. It's stuff you need to know.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:32:02 GMT 10
* .... a... what? * .. Why... are you saying this? * I can't even... * WYATT!
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:35:25 GMT 10
Are you okay? I just heard a really loud noise. Well, dad won't talk to you and I don't know what to say to you. I don't even know what the bird is for, Beth. What the hell is the bird for? I mean, the bee, I get that. It's clearly supposed to represent a dude with a penis. But are girls supposed to be birds? Why? Eggs? Is it because of the eggs?
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:38:10 GMT 10
* I dropped a book.. * ..... I DON'T KNOW!! * i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know!
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:40:44 GMT 10
We don't have to... discuss it. But if it ever comes up, and god please don't wait until it comes up, you can talk to me. I mean, I'm a guy. I know how it works. And stuff. This is way more awkward than I hoped it would be. Just use condoms. And birth control. Lots of it.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:42:46 GMT 10
* but... * what? 'til it? what it? * why are you.. i'm not even..
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:44:57 GMT 10
It. A wiener. I'm just... preparing you. Because you're sweet and innocent and sometimes people will try to take advantage of that.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:46:48 GMT 10
* ..... They.... move?
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:48:54 GMT 10
Uhm... yeah. It's a real freakshow down there sometimes.
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Post by beth on Aug 8, 2011 22:52:14 GMT 10
* I... uhm... what? * No.. I don't.. want to know * Ever..
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Post by wyatt on Aug 8, 2011 22:53:31 GMT 10
Good because I didn't want to explain that one. I kind of regret doing this now.
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